Struggling to Care About Heterosexual Romance: a chronicle of watching mainstream movies with straight people
LOOKIT WHAT MY HETERO-LIFEPARTNER GOT ME!
They are monocles in condom wrapper shaped packaging.
One of the sides says: ‘Gentleman’s Single-Use Un-Lubricated Monocle. For External Use Only, Unless You Are Particularly Adventurous.’
The other side: An image of a dashing monocled and mustachioed young man. Underneath the image is the text ‘Ready When You Are’.
Kind of want…
WHAT THE FUCK
I am so jealous you can’t even imagine…